OK...welcome back. If you are reading this, chances are you know my friend Jennifer. Well if that is not the case the I say welcome for the first time. This is my blog. I hate the word blog. I don't like the word "blog". I also don't like people who drive. Chances are if you drive I will not like you. You probably drive like a dumbass and are a menace to me on the road. I hate it when people have their blinker on and they have no intention of turning or switching lanes. These people are idiots. If you do this then you are an idiot. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but something has to be said. It has probably been said before, but I'm saying it again. Lady I think you are an idiot. I also hate people who drive hummers. Those people need to be hit with a corn husk. Corn is good. Fried corn from Black Eyed Pea is even better.
I make a lot of ear wax. I make more than most people. I have to clean my ears everyday. If I don't there is too much wax to get out and I have to use water to clean them out.
I hate it when I get out the shower and there is no towel. Sometimes I scream when this happens. I also don't like it when I get out of the shower and it is hot and I start to sweat. God damnit I just showered and now I'm sweating...I need to shower again. Fuck this!
I hate reality tv and the people that watch it.
I hate big gigantic churches and the people that go to them.